Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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