yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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