do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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