You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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