I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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