There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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