He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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