How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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