DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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