Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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