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i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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