He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i think my cat just said my name.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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