I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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