do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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