the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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