he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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