The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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