Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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