oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize