i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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