How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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