Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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