Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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