I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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