please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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