I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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