doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
