And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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