Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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