Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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