I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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