Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize