Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There's always time for handjobs
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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