What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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