im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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