Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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