White coat. Heels.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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