im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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