I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize