She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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