So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
