therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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