what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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