why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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