Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
