She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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