I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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