I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I could fuck to npr.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Couch. On fire.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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