quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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