yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
