Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
