All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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