i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Who died my cat blue again?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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