Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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