Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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