Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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