Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
