The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm getting married
To pizza
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Dear god my vagina.
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