I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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