From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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