I'm drive I can fine osifer
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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